I hit back, Lord

A few years ago, i was visiting a beloved one at the hospital. Across the room was another patient. The gentleman was whispering : “Oh, Lord, i’m ready…”. The only Lord in the room was Outosego.

I went next to him, and i started talking to him. He was happy having a conversation with the unknown Lord. He had some wonderful stories to tell. Stories from the past, from when he was young and immortal. Outosego was really happy, for i managed to give him the chance to talk with a Lord. Then, after a few hours, and as i was walking away, i heard him whispering again the same words : “Oh, Lord, i’m ready…”.

Ps : Well, Lord, -whatever or whoever you are- Outosego is not ready. Outosego will never be ready, and stay away. Keep your distance. Don’t fuck with me, cause i hit back, Lord.